{"id":11534,"date":"2014-04-25T10:26:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-25T08:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobig.fr\/carnet\/?p=11534"},"modified":"2014-04-25T10:26:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T08:26:41","slug":"ma-gueule-de-passeport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/ma-gueule-de-passeport\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma gueule de passeport"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis un gar\u00e7on ob\u00e9issant.\u00a0 Les consignes pour les photos d&rsquo;identit\u00e9 de passeport sont pr\u00e9cises : \u00a0\u00bb Le sujet doit fixer l&rsquo;objectif. Il doit adopter une expression neutre et avoir la bouche ferm\u00e9e.\u00a0\u00bb Voici le r\u00e9sutat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11535\" src=\"http:\/\/bobiglog.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/04\/171.jpg\" alt=\"171\" width=\"620\" height=\"644\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Je ne vous cache pas qu&rsquo;\u00e0 la vue de cette image, j&rsquo;ai plong\u00e9 dans une profonde d\u00e9pression. J&rsquo;ai une tronche de sociopathe avec maladie de peau.<\/p>\n<p>Pire, en donnant mes documents \u00e0 la mairie, j&rsquo;ai \u00e9gar\u00e9 l&rsquo;enveloppe qui contenait ces photomatons. Quelque part dans ma ville, une personne a trouv\u00e9 ma tronche. je l&rsquo;imagine rigoler ou tout simplement avoir peur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis un gar\u00e7on ob\u00e9issant.\u00a0 Les consignes pour les photos d&rsquo;identit\u00e9 de passeport sont pr\u00e9cises : \u00a0\u00bb Le sujet doit fixer l&rsquo;objectif. Il doit adopter une expression neutre et avoir la bouche ferm\u00e9e.\u00a0\u00bb Voici le r\u00e9sutat. Je ne vous cache pas qu&rsquo;\u00e0 la vue de cette image, j&rsquo;ai plong\u00e9 dans une profonde d\u00e9pression. J&rsquo;ai une &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/ma-gueule-de-passeport\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ma gueule de passeport<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-302","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}