{"id":349,"date":"2008-09-08T05:23:14","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T03:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobig.fr\/blahblah\/?p=112"},"modified":"2008-09-08T05:23:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T03:23:14","slug":"carla-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/carla-b\/","title":{"rendered":"Carla B."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hier, zappette \u00e0 la main, je suis tomb\u00e9 sur Carla Bruni chez Michel Drucker. J&rsquo;ai eu une impression bizarre. Cette fille a 40 ans (oui ce n&rsquo;est pas poli de parler de l&rsquo;age d&rsquo;une femme) et elle n&rsquo;a pas une ride. Son visage est bloqu\u00e9 sur la m\u00eame expression \u00ab\u00a0j&rsquo;ai vu j\u00e9sus\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Durant la journ\u00e9e, je repensais \u00e0 son minois botox\u00e9 quand j&rsquo;ai eu un flash. Carla Bruni est\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dunwich.org\/tv\/belphego\/ref\/belphegf.jpg\">Belph\u00e9gor<\/a>. Bon sang, la ressemblance est frappante. Vous lui rajoutez un masque, vous la laissez errer dans les couloirs du Louvre. C&rsquo;est elle !<\/p>\n<p>Je vous laisse avec ce scoop, je vais prendre mon cachet contre la fi\u00e8vre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hier, zappette \u00e0 la main, je suis tomb\u00e9 sur Carla Bruni chez Michel Drucker. J&rsquo;ai eu une impression bizarre. Cette fille a 40 ans (oui ce n&rsquo;est pas poli de parler de l&rsquo;age d&rsquo;une femme) et elle n&rsquo;a pas une ride. Son visage est bloqu\u00e9 sur la m\u00eame expression \u00ab\u00a0j&rsquo;ai vu j\u00e9sus\u00a0\u00bb. Durant la journ\u00e9e, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/carla-b\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Carla B.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-5D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}