{"id":4139,"date":"2011-09-03T18:28:10","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T16:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobig.fr\/blog\/?p=4139"},"modified":"2011-09-03T18:28:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T16:28:10","slug":"jai-la-patate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/jai-la-patate\/","title":{"rendered":"J’ai la patate"},"content":{"rendered":"

C’est en observant mes photomatons que j’ai r\u00e9alis\u00e9 que j’avais la m\u00e9ga-patate. Ton plaisantin, humeur badine, j’ai la banane depuis une semaine.<\/p>\n

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Quel est mon secret ? A presque 43 ans, j’ai soudainement r\u00e9alis\u00e9 que j’\u00e9tais mortel et qu’il fallait que je profite \u00e0 fond de ma petite vie sur terre. Avec mes quinze ans d’age mental, je ne r\u00e9alisais pas la fragilit\u00e9 de mon petit corps. Adolescent, on se croit \u00e9ternel. Bien s\u00fbr je vous vois tous ricaner en vous disant que j’ai mis du temps \u00e0 percuter. Je vous r\u00e9torque dans les dents qu’il vaut mieux tard que jamais.<\/p>\n

ps: ce photomaton est destin\u00e9 \u00e0 ma carte de sport. J’ai remarqu\u00e9 sur le tableau de la salle que les tronches \u00e9taient super tristes. Avec mon sourire b\u00e9at, je suis s\u00fbr de rep\u00e9rer mon badge du premier coup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C’est en observant mes photomatons que j’ai r\u00e9alis\u00e9 que j’avais la m\u00e9ga-patate. Ton plaisantin, humeur badine, j’ai la banane depuis une semaine. Quel est mon secret ? A presque 43 ans, j’ai soudainement r\u00e9alis\u00e9 que j’\u00e9tais mortel et qu’il fallait que je profite \u00e0 fond de ma petite vie sur terre. Avec mes quinze ans … Continuer la lecture de J’ai la patate<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[190],"class_list":["post-4139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives","tag-une-anecdote"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-14L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}