﻿{"id":7730,"date":"2012-07-20T08:39:49","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T06:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobig.fr\/blog\/?p=7730"},"modified":"2016-02-23T09:57:04","modified_gmt":"2016-02-23T08:57:04","slug":"coup-de-vieux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/coup-de-vieux\/","title":{"rendered":"Coup de vieux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je file un mauvais coton. Depuis quelques semaines, je n&rsquo;ai plus d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie, je suis blanc comme la merde d&rsquo;un laitier (merci \u00e0 Brigitte pour l&rsquo;expression). Le moindre effort physique, je suis ratatin\u00e9. Bref j&rsquo;ai un putain de coup de vieux, sauf que&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16539\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/coup-de-vieux\/attachment\/533\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/533.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,150\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"533\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/533.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/533-570x134.jpg\" alt=\"533\" width=\"570\" height=\"134\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16539\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/533-570x134.jpg 570w, https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/533-461x108.jpg 461w, https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/533.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n<p> Je n&rsquo;ai pas encore atteint mes 44 balais (encore deux mois), et j&rsquo;adopte l&rsquo;attitude d&rsquo;un mec \u00e0 grande barbe blanche avec le visage burin\u00e9 par le temps qui passe. Stop ! A partir d&rsquo;aujourd&rsquo;hui, je me sors les doigts de fesses, je retrouve mon \u00e9nergie l\u00e9gendaire (si ! si! ). En voiture simone ! c&rsquo;est moi qui conduit, c&rsquo;est toi qui klaxonne !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je file un mauvais coton. Depuis quelques semaines, je n&rsquo;ai plus d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie, je suis blanc comme la merde d&rsquo;un laitier (merci \u00e0 Brigitte pour l&rsquo;expression). Le moindre effort physique, je suis ratatin\u00e9. Bref j&rsquo;ai un putain de coup de vieux, sauf que&#8230; Je n&rsquo;ai pas encore atteint mes 44 balais (encore deux mois), et j&rsquo;adopte &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/coup-de-vieux\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coup de vieux<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-20G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}