{"id":9581,"date":"2013-03-16T12:19:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-16T10:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobig.fr\/blog\/?p=9581"},"modified":"2013-03-16T12:19:25","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T10:19:25","slug":"de-la-drogue-chez-les-publicitaires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/de-la-drogue-chez-les-publicitaires\/","title":{"rendered":"De la drogue chez les publicitaires"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis quelques jours, je subis une publicit\u00e9 zarbi. Je p\u00e8se mes mots en utilisant le verbe \u00ab\u00a0subir\u00a0\u00bb car ce film est un supplice. Regardez vous m\u00eame.<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"pub Citro\u00ebn DS3 Cabrio 2013 [HQ]\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/geo.dailymotion.com\/player.html?video=xxha6k&#038;\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>J&rsquo;ose \u00e0 peine imaginer les s\u00e9ances de brainstorming pour pondre une telle bouse. Le cr\u00e9atif qui a du baratiner sur l&rsquo;id\u00e9e de libert\u00e9 avec un b\u00e9b\u00e9 laid ( il ressemble vaguement \u00e0 une <a href=\"http:\/\/images4.fanpop.com\/image\/photos\/24300000\/Bratz-bratz-24398203-1515-2048.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">poup\u00e9e bratz<\/a>)  sur un cheval&#8230;L&rsquo;image est moche et utiliser un mouflet pour symboliser le plaisir de conduire est \u00e0 chier.<br \/>\nJe serai l&rsquo;esclave sexuel de la personne qui va cr\u00e9er <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Adblock_Plus\" target=\"_blank\">un adblock<\/a> pour \u00e9viter la publicit\u00e9 \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis quelques jours, je subis une publicit\u00e9 zarbi. Je p\u00e8se mes mots en utilisant le verbe \u00ab\u00a0subir\u00a0\u00bb car ce film est un supplice. Regardez vous m\u00eame. J&rsquo;ose \u00e0 peine imaginer les s\u00e9ances de brainstorming pour pondre une telle bouse. Le cr\u00e9atif qui a du baratiner sur l&rsquo;id\u00e9e de libert\u00e9 avec un b\u00e9b\u00e9 laid ( il &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/de-la-drogue-chez-les-publicitaires\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De la drogue chez les publicitaires<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-2ux","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}