{"id":9779,"date":"2003-03-14T14:21:43","date_gmt":"2003-03-14T12:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobig.fr\/carnet\/?p=9779"},"modified":"2003-03-14T14:21:43","modified_gmt":"2003-03-14T12:21:43","slug":"welcome-to-jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/welcome-to-jackass\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Jackass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Hi, I&rsquo;m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jackassthemovie.com\/updatewithtickets4.html\" target=\"_blank\">Jackass<\/a>\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb Chaque soir, prostr\u00e9 devant mon \u00e9cran d&rsquo;ordinateur, je mate un \u00e9pisode de Jackass fra\u00eechement t\u00e9l\u00e9charg\u00e9.. pendant une demi-heure,une bande de zigotos s&rsquo;\u00e9vertuent \u00e0 faire des trucs crades, idiots et dangereux . Foncer dans un caddie et se jeter sur le bitume, surfer \u00e0 poil, plonger dans une piscine de crotte d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e9phants&#8230;<br \/>\nHier soir j&rsquo;ai eu le plaisir de voir un type avaler toutes sortes d&rsquo;ingr\u00e9dients,de les vomir puis d&rsquo;en faire une omelette. bref \u00e0 la fin il mange une omelette de vomi. Durant toute la dur\u00e9e de la sc\u00e9ne j&rsquo;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 agit\u00e9 de soubresauts, ma glotte faisait des allers- retours. J&rsquo;avais l&rsquo;estomac retourn\u00e9.<br \/>\nHeureusement il y a des instants po\u00e9tiques. Exemple : un \u00e9pisode commence. C&rsquo;est johnny Knoxville ( pour l&rsquo;anecdote,Claudia est amoureuse de lui\u00a0) qui participe \u00e0 un cours de yoga suivi par une cam\u00e9ra cach\u00e9e. Pendant toute la s\u00e9ance il lache des flatulences terribles. racont\u00e9 comme \u00e7a c&rsquo;est naze mais j&rsquo;ai eu une crise de fou rire \u00e0 m&rsquo;en d\u00e9crocher la m\u00e2choire ! j&rsquo;ai toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 tr\u00e8s pipi-caca&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Hi, I&rsquo;m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to\u00a0Jackass\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb Chaque soir, prostr\u00e9 devant mon \u00e9cran d&rsquo;ordinateur, je mate un \u00e9pisode de Jackass fra\u00eechement t\u00e9l\u00e9charg\u00e9.. pendant une demi-heure,une bande de zigotos s&rsquo;\u00e9vertuent \u00e0 faire des trucs crades, idiots et dangereux . Foncer dans un caddie et se jeter sur le bitume, surfer \u00e0 poil, plonger dans une piscine de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/welcome-to-jackass\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Welcome to Jackass<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-2xJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}