﻿{"id":9792,"date":"2003-03-25T14:31:53","date_gmt":"2003-03-25T12:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobig.fr\/carnet\/?p=9792"},"modified":"2003-03-25T14:31:53","modified_gmt":"2003-03-25T12:31:53","slug":"le-cabinet-de-recrutement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/le-cabinet-de-recrutement\/","title":{"rendered":"Le cabinet de recrutement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Demain, go to the cabinet de recrutement. De 9h \u00e0 13h00, deux tests de personnalit\u00e9 et de logique, plus un entretien. J\u2019y vais sans stress mais pas trop cool non plus.Il y a une dizaine d\u2019ann\u00e9es, j\u2019ai pass\u00e9 des tests. Les r\u00e9sultats \u00e9taient tr\u00e8s sympathiques : asocial et subversif.<br \/>\nCe matin, une coll\u00e8gue m\u2019a pos\u00e9 une question. \u00ab tu t\u2019habilles comment pour aller au cabinet ? \u00bb<br \/>\n&#8211; ben ! comme tout le monde&#8230; tu poses des questions bizarres toi. Tu mets une robe de soir\u00e9e pour faire caca ?<br \/>\nj\u2019ai un humour tr\u00e8s lourd, parfois.<\/p>\n<p>* Je viens de subir les tests. Rien de grandiose mais c&rsquo;est hyper crevant.La conclusion ? j&rsquo;ai vieilli. D&rsquo;asocial et subversif, je deviens r\u00e9serv\u00e9 et impliqu\u00e9 dans mon travail (\u00e7a m&rsquo;en a bouch\u00e9 un coin ). J&rsquo;ai bien entendu \u00e9vit\u00e9 de parler de mes activit\u00e9s artistiques. je me voyais mal expliqu\u00e9 que ma derni\u00e8re oeuvre consistait \u00e0 me tripoter partout avec un appareil de massage pour le dos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demain, go to the cabinet de recrutement. De 9h \u00e0 13h00, deux tests de personnalit\u00e9 et de logique, plus un entretien. J\u2019y vais sans stress mais pas trop cool non plus.Il y a une dizaine d\u2019ann\u00e9es, j\u2019ai pass\u00e9 des tests. Les r\u00e9sultats \u00e9taient tr\u00e8s sympathiques : asocial et subversif. Ce matin, une coll\u00e8gue m\u2019a pos\u00e9 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/le-cabinet-de-recrutement\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le cabinet de recrutement<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-2xW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}