{"id":996,"date":"2010-07-07T06:57:49","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T05:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldof.bobig.fr\/?p=996"},"modified":"2010-07-07T06:57:49","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T05:57:49","slug":"monsieur-patapouf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/monsieur-patapouf\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsieur Patapouf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, mon \u00e9go en prend un grand coup ces derniers temps. Apr\u00e8s la coupe de cheveux, le corps de Bobig.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-997\" style=\"border:1px solid black;\" title=\"088\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobig.fr\/blog\/images\/0881.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"148\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Depuis quelques semaines, je suis pris de crises boulimiques hyper violentes. Je renifle la moindre confiserie, les desserts  me font les yeux doux. j&rsquo;avais la vague impression que mes s\u00e9ances de sport compensait les calories. Que nenni ! Mon corps est devenu une recette de cuisine. Voici les ingr\u00e9dients\u00a0 :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pr\u00e9paration : 30 min<\/li>\n<li> 180 g de ventre mou<\/li>\n<li>2 cuill\u00e8res \u00e0 soupe de plis<\/li>\n<li>1 paquet de bourrelets<\/li>\n<li>200 g de double menton<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cette recette est plut\u00f4t bourrative. Ma d\u00e9cision est prise. Il faut que je largue quelques kilos avant les vacances \u00e0 la plage (je me demande si je ne lis pas trop de magazines f\u00e9minins).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, mon \u00e9go en prend un grand coup ces derniers temps. Apr\u00e8s la coupe de cheveux, le corps de Bobig. Depuis quelques semaines, je suis pris de crises boulimiques hyper violentes. Je renifle la moindre confiserie, les desserts me font les yeux doux. j&rsquo;avais la vague impression que mes s\u00e9ances de sport compensait les calories. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/monsieur-patapouf\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monsieur Patapouf<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[190],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives","tag-une-anecdote"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2qkTM-g4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobig.fr\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}